The Top 16 Cool Things About a Bike that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light

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The Top 16 Cool Things About a Bike that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light

16 Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!

15 Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.

14 Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.

13 Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to ride pillion.

12 Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.

11 LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.

10 You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole riding home from work.

9 You'll be so thin while riding you can even wear horizontal stripes.

8 That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.

7 Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.

6 Bugs never see you comin'.

5 You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

4 Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan, "It's there before you order or it's free!"

3 License plate: "Me=mc2"

2 Cigarette butts don't hit your helmet-- they land in last week!

and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Bike that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light...

1. Chicks dig it.

By the way... Did you hear about the sheriff in North Carolina? He paints the walls of the cells pink with blue teddy bears. He claims that it's hard to be macho in a pink cell... AND... If an inmate gets placed into solitary confinement, the walls of the cell are pink and there are clown faces painted on it.

Enough to drive you crazy, eh?