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TOP TEN REASONS TO RIDE NAKED

Found this in the new magazine "Long Riders". Enjoy!

10. Helmet Laws Suck. 9. My leathers are in the wash.

8. I haven't had an accident so far.

7. Chicks dig guys with missing limbs. 6. There's nowhere on a leather suit to clip a beeper.

5. I heard skin grafts are the latest cool body modification craze and I want to be on the 'cutting edge'.

4. It's too hot.

3. It's too cold.

2. I don't want anybody to think I'm a member of the Village People reunion tour.

1. I thought CBR stood for "Crazy Buttnaked Rider".