Top 10 Reasons To Prefer A Bike
WARNING!
The following is politically, fashionably, socially,
and aerodynamically incorrect!
WARNING!
10 Reasons Why Women Prefer Motorcycles
1. You expect a loud exhaust on a bike.
2. Your bike doesn't care what the house looks like.
3. Your bike never asks if you're sick just because you
go one day without makeup.
4. You know when your bike has had enough to drink, and
you don't get any arguments.
5. Your bike can easily handle the 10 pounds you put on
over the holidays, without complaints.
6. When you get tired of listening to your bike, you can
shut it off.
7. When your bike starts whining, you can get it fixed.
8. If you decide to miss a day of riding, your bike doesn't
automatically assume it's because you're riding elsewhere.
9. You don't have to fake how much you enjoy the ride on
your bike.
10. Your bike is always ready to go at the same time you
are, never prematurely.
10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Motorcycles
1. Your motorcycle will never gain 40 pounds and lose the
shape it had when you first met.
2. Motorcycle don't get headaches or have to do their hair.
3. Your motorcycle will never show up when you're driving
your car and embarass you.
4. Motorcycles don't get cellulite or varicose veins.
5. Your motorcycle can be ridden every day of the month.
6. Motorcycles are always ready for a ride, however short
and quick.
7. Motorcycle don't come with motorcycle-in-laws.
8. Motorcycles never insist that you go someplace you don't
want to go.
9. Your motorcycle never mentions your previous motorcycle.
10. Your motorcycle will NEVER look up at you and say,
"You want me to do WHAT?"
from the ABATE of Maryland Newsletter, Nov/Dec 1995, from
"Freedom of Road Riders, Inc. of Missouri"
